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The Herd (8 Man Forks)
When a Herd of Man Forks is on the move, get out of the way.
The Herd is the largest grouping of forks found naturally in the wild. It can be seen from the moon and will have a substantial effect on tidal currents.
When put to work, it move enough food to comfortably feed an entire extended family at Thanksgiving, including seconds.
A Herd is also highly territorial and may destroy any other forks that are placed at the same table as it.